Question paper in year 2020

Name the cities of PAKISTAN where electricity is found.

How does sugar taste?Explain in ur own words.

Draw a neat n labelled diagram of a suicide jacket.

In ancient times, what was PETROL used for?Support ur answer with examples.

Ya pa sparli ya pa akhtar rasha

Charta yao wraz kho pa chakar rasha

Da ratlo hasy sa bana jora ka

Ya pa raza ya marawar rasha

Da karaya hasy baana ma kawa

Ka gari na v pa de khar rasha.
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Pathan galti se samunder me gir gaya.... Doobte doobte uske hath me machli aayi....use pakad kar bahar pheka aur bola Ja tu toh apni jan
bacha le...;-)

Vari varsi khatan gya tay

khat k lyanda Pjama,

Jera aae msg parh k pangra na pavay O

Apni Mashoq day Bchyan da Mama,,
ha ha ha

Josh nal pao pangraaa...

General Knowledge..
1) Wo kon si jagah hai jahan suraj ki kiran sirf 1 bar parri ab Qayamat tak nahi parregi.?
Ans: darya-e-neel ka centre..
2) Wo kya hai jo piya jata hai khaya nahi.?
Ans:ghussaa.

3) Wo kon hai jis ne jhoot bola or jannat men jayega.?
Ans:fir'on ki biwi aasia.
4) Wo kon hai jis ne sach bola or jahannum men jayega.?
Ans:chipkali (lizard).
5) Insan k jism men Rooh k rahnay ki jagah kahan hai.?
Ans: shehrag.
plz share it wid ur frndz..

The trouble with the world is that,
the stupids are full of confidence and the intelligents are full of doubts.
(SHAKESPEARE)

My sms are just like 'RAIN'.
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1 day it will increase,
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1 day it will decrease,
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NEVER DIES.....!

Indian KurI Phans?I Hmari To Lottry Nikal I
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Hum Ne Date Per Bulaya Wo Sali Rakhi Bandh K Chali Gai.

Its love when a little baby girl puts all her energy 2 give her daddy a head massage 2 relief his headache.

Its love when a wife makes tea 4 her husband & take a sip b4 him 2 see if the tea is ok.

Its love when a mother gives her son da best piece of chicken n he pass it 2 his younger sister.

Its Love when a friend holds ur hand tightly on a slippery road after rain 4 ur protection.
Love is actually a name of care. SO...TAKE GUD CARE.. :-)

Its love when a little baby girl puts all her energy 2 give her daddy a head massage 2 relief his headache.

Its love when a wife makes tea 4 her husband & take a sip b4 him 2 see if the tea is ok.

Its love when a mother gives her son da best piece of chicken n he pass it 2 his younger sister.

Its Love when a friend holds ur hand tightly on a slippery road after rain 4 ur protection.
Love is actually a name of care. SO...TAKE GUD CARE.. :-)

Old SOng And Remix SOng Me KYa FArq HAi?


"Old Song"
DAncer 6 FuTt LAmbay KapRay PEhan KR NACHTI THi

"REmix SOng"

DAncer Ne 6 Inch K KApray PEhnay H0tay HAin

"PYAAR"Ka pehlaLafz"P"


hai,




Lekin:




Agar"p"ko nikal do to


"YAAR"reh jata hai,




Aur agar





Aape jese"YAAR"




Ho to Zindagi se B
"PYAAR"


Ho Jata Hai............-;>

Tanhai bhi hamari aajkal hum par hasti hai,
Jaise koi machhali pani ke liye tarasti hai,
Badalon ki tarah meri ankhen barasti hai,
Bahut samjhaya maine apni saanso ko tham ja,
Par ye bhi ab hume kaanto ki tarah chubti hai…

Santa's Army Test

Pappu- 3+5?
Santa- 8
Pappu- 7+3?
Santa- 10
Pappu- 8+8?
Santa- Pata nahi sir
Mere pass sirf 10 hi ungli Hai.
(=awaD o_0
W!LD T3XT3R

Sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi ne poocha kya bat hai?

Sardar: Mere susral ne Barat pe thoray logon ka kaha hai. Pata nai Abba mujhe le jata hai ya nah

3 Jaga Mout Nahi Aati.

1- Jannat Me


2- Jahannum Me
Or

















3- Mujhe Msg Karne Main... =P


Try Kr K Dekh Lo... ;->

DUNYA Mein SaB SY MUSHKL KAM APNY ILM Pe AMAL KRNA HY.

The Most Beautiful Thing In This World

Is To See Your Parents Smiling & The Next Best Thing

Is To Know That You Are The Reason Behind That Smile-:-)

What I Did Was Foolish & Impulsive

If I Cud Take It All Back I'd Do This So Instant

I Truly Didn't Mean To Hurt You In Any Way

I'm Sorry For Hurting You

Yesterday Morning,
I Woke Up With Tears In My Eyes
And One Rolling Down My Cheek
And Realized That I Must Have Been Dreaming
Of You Again.

Na Koi Subha Na Koi Apni Shaam Dete Ho

Dil Dharakne Ko Mohabbat Ka Naam Dete Ho

Roz Chale Aate Ho Mere Khwab Main Tum

In Aankho'n Ko Tum Na Ek Pal Araam Dete
Ho,

Tum Se Tou Na Poocha Gya Mera Hal-e-Dil Aur


Gairo'n Ko Roz Naya Salam Dete Ho,


Jb Kaat Dia Apne Aangan Se Shajar


Phr Q Sada Hum Ko Sar-e-Aam Dete Ho


Hum Ne Yaad Rakha Phr B Mujrim Thehre


Shayad Bhoolne Per Tum Inaam Dete Ho... !!!

Are You Fluent In English .?

Read It Fast . . .

Upper Roller Lower Roller
Roller Lower Roller Upper.

Kash K Ab K Bars Wo Yeh Keh Day .


Aao K Tanha Hoon Teri Tarha,
Tery Liye.

V….is for Valentine ; you are my only Valentine
A…..is for I will Always be yours
L…..is for Love at its most extreme
E…..is for Everlasting love ; Ecstatic love.
N…..is for Never-ending love
T…..is for we will Always be Together forever
I…..is for you being Intelligent and Innocent;
N….is 4 Natures naughty way of saying I luv you to
E…..is for Eternity our love is so ever lasting .

Marriage Tip:

If Wife Wants To Get
Husband's Attention,
Just Look
Sad & Uncomfortable.

If Husband Wants To Get
Wife's Attention,
Just Look
Comfortable & Happy ... =P ;)

Remember me and smile,
For it's better to forget
Than
Remember me and cry ...

Shaheed Totey Ka
Jannat Se Pakistanii
Qaum Ko Message

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

APRIL FOOL IN ADVANCE =P =D ;)

Shaheed Totey Ka
Jannat Se Pakistanii
Qaum Ko Message

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

APRIL FOOL IN ADVANCE =P =D ;)

Shaheed Totey Ka
Jannat Se Pakistanii
Qaum Ko Message

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

APRIL FOOL IN ADVANCE =P =D ;)

Kbi Shehar Jana

Kbi Gaon Jana

Kbi is raste Jana

Kbi us raste Jana


Shahi Swari bhej Rhi hon

Mza na Aye to utr Jana

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CNG, Petrol, Diesel
kuch nhi

Sirf 10Rs ki Ghaas khilana
or
poooora din chalana

east or west khota is the best.

oi dur akashar tara ra bola da kon ta amar protima,koto din jani(jan) tuka dakhina.

Nothing in nature is 4 itself

Rivers don't drink their own water

Trees don't eat their own fruit

Sun doesn't give heat 4
itself
Flower don't spread fragrance 4 themselves

Living 4 others is the way of life...!


Have A Blessed Day

Assa Nahi k skahs acha nahi hey woh
Jesa mery kheyal mein tha wasea nahi hey woh
Takhleeq asman pey mery leya howa
Mana k iss zameen per mera nahi hey woh

I always wished for a SPEACIAL FRIEND who'd be close to my heart..

It came true when i met YOU

on ur speacial day

I wish for you...

May all urs dreams & wishes come true.

Have a very
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Meri mohabbat..
Teri tamanna ka hath thamy rawish rawish par latafto'n ko salaam karti guzr rahi thi k..

"Khawab Toot Gaya"

ay your world be filled with warmth and good chear this Holy season, and throughout the year.Wish your christmas be filled with peace and love. Merry X-mas

Best diplomatic lines for the Person you hate the Most

"Its not that i hate u,
but its like. If u were on fire and i had water,
i would prefer drinking it" =P

Don't depend on any 1
In this world including ur shadow.

Bcoz even it will leave u
When u are in darkness!
Understand the reality of life..!

Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay?
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Taar khali ho jati hay.
Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo... ;->

Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay?
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Taar khali ho jati hay.
Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo... ;->

Kisi dost ko fazool na samjho.
KYUN K
Jo darakht phal nahi deta WOH saaya zaroor deta hai.

BOHT PIYARI DUA.

Ya Allah! Jo Tu ne dia aur
Jo Tu ne nhi dia aur
Jo Tu ne de kar le lia,
Un sab par Tera “SHUKAR”!
Q k
Jo Tu ne dia wo
Teri “NIAMAT”
Jo Tu ne na dia wo
Teri “HIKMAT”
Aur
Jo Tu ne de kar lia
Wo Hamara”IMTIHAN”!
Ya Allah!
Hamen har Haal ma
Shukar ada krne ki
Taufiq ata farma!
“AMEEN”

"Mehsos Ho Rahi Hai Fiza Me Gober Ki Khushb00
Pappu

Lagta Hai Mere Shehar Me 'Bakar Mandi' Lag Gae Hy..

Happy Bakra Eid Season.. ;->

Songh Songh K Ge0.. ;->)

Courage Doesn't Always Roar.
SomeTimes Courage Is The Quiet Voice At The End Of The Day Saying,
"I Will Try Again."

Class Rooms R Like Train

1st 2 Bench R Executive Coaches

Reserved For VIP

Middle 2 R General Compartment

N Last 2 R Sleeper Class. . !!
Class Rooms R Like Train

1st 2 Bench R Executive Coaches

Reserved For VIP

Middle 2 R General Compartment

N Last 2 R Sleeper Class. . !!

Thank you for being a great dad to us!
Your memories will always live in the very core of my heart.
I miss you Daddy�
Happy Father�s day!

BOY:Do you have a PEN?
Girl: Yeah

BOY: Oh.. Its Out Of Ink !
Girl: What?
...You�re Kidding, It Works!

Boy: It Doesn�t Work!
Well, You Try...
Go, Write Your
Cell Phone Number Here... =

Generally we believe our Memory is weak.

But when we want to forget someone a Lot,

We begin to realize how powerful our Memory is!

Strange but True!

~ Rule in My Friendship ~

I Would Never Mind If You Don't Miss Me Or You Don't Need Me.
But
You Will Really Hurt Me When You Need Me & You Don't Tell Me.! =)

''An Intelligent Wife Is One
Who Makes Sure She Spends
So Much
That
Her Husband
Can't Afford Another
Women....'' =P ('',)

U Mean A lot 2 me n so does ur Health and Happiness I wish u Get Well Soon
I hope u r feelin betR, I miss u evryday I'm alwaz thinking of u,Get Well Soon!

Mein Khayal Hoon Kisi Aur Ka
Mujhe Sochta Koi Aur Hai
Sar-E-Aeenah Mera Aks Hai
Pas-E-Aeenah Koi Aur Hai

Mein Kisi Keh Dast-E-Talab Mein Hoon
To Kisi Keh Harf-E-Dua Mein Hoon
Mein Naseeb Hoon Kisi Aur Ka
Mejhe Maangta Koi Aur Hai

Ajab Aitabar-O-Bey Aitabaree
Keh Darmayan Hai Zindagi
Mein Qareeb Hoon Kisi Aur Keh
Mujhe Jaanta Koi Aur Hai

Mujhe Doston Ka Pata Nahin
Mujhey Dushmanon Ki Khabar Nahin
Meri Daastan Koi Aur Thi
Mera Waaqaya Koi Aur Hai

Jo Milen Kabhi Unhen Poochna
Dekhna Unhen Ghaur Sey
Jinhen Raastey Mein Khabar Hui
Keh Yeh Raasta Koi Aur Hai

Jo Meri Reyazat-E-Neem Shab
Ko Saleem Subh Na Mil Saki
To Is Key Ma'ane To Yeh Huwa
Keh Yahan Khuda Koi Aur Hai

Dear Birds,
What The Hell Are You
So Happy About At Four
In The Morning ... ?

Sincerely, Shut Up,
M Trying To Sleep. . . =P =D

Poetry Of The Nite

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Tera ... Hone Laga Hoon

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Khooo Ne Laga Hoon

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Baqi Kal Sunaoun Ga

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Ab Me Soney Laga Hoon..

Gud Nite..
Sweet Dreamz.. ;->

Heart touching dialogue:

Force can make everything possible in the world,

But it can't create a single drop of love in anyone's heart..

Sabhi Pakistan waasiyo sE ye winti ki jati hy k urdu bhasha bolte samay hindi shabdo ka pryog na kren Aur shudh urdu k pryog ko jeevan ka ang bna le
Dhanewad =P

Aik arab

Aik karor

Aik lakh

Aik hazar

Aik so

Aik dafa


I LOVE U

Meri jaan

Merey chand

Merey sohney

Merey piyarey


PAKISTAN... ;->

*Mausam-e-Garma me Pani ki madad se Mausam k asrat se bchao mumkin hai*


1)- 2 glas bahar jane se 15 min pehly Sun stroke se mehfoz rakhta hai ,


2)- Garmi se ane k furan baad pani piny k bjai 15 min baad aram aram se pina ,Sehat py behtarin asar dalta hai.

3)- Pory din energetic rehny k liye 7-8 glass pani pina zarore hai.

4)- 10 am sy 3 pm k durmayan Bahar jate hoe Sath Pani lyjana mut bhoulen q k dupehar k oqat me paseeny k sath body ka 50% pani zaia ho jata hai aur aysi sorat me sun stroke ka hamla ho sukta hai.


5)- garmi me pani ke pias lagny ka matlub dehydration hai esleye pias lagny sy pehle pani pina adat bunaye.

**Ba-Shukria Qaumi Idara-e-Sehat**

Most Humiliated Lines
Ever Said By Me

"Y o u r
I n t e l l i g e n c e !
I s
M y
C o m m o n - S e n s e ..." =P =D

Attitude Personified *.*

ApKo Meri Kon C Aadat Zeher Lgti Hai ?
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Reply Krne ki koi zaroorat nahi pehle apni adatein theek karo..!ok
Haha

*.*NAMAZ*.*
iss taraah parho jesey ALLAH ka deedaar kar rahey ho...
*.*DUA*.*
Esey maango jesey ALLAH sey bheek maang rahey ho...
*.*DOLAT*.*
Esey rakho jesey aik,aik pesey mein paseeney ki boo aa rahi ho...
*.*ROZA*.*
Esey rakho jesey zindagi kay GUNAH aik hi rozey mein khatam ho rahey hon...
*.*DIL*.*
ko esa banaao jesey dil mein hi RAB ko pa rahey ho.

Assalam-O-Alaikum!
Mah E Shaban E Moazam Khusoosi Wazaif Aur Azkar
1: Rozana 600 Martaba Is Tasbeeh Ka Wird Karain
"Astaghfirullah hal'azim al lazi la ila ha ila huwalhaiyul qayyum wa atu bu ilaih"
2: Pooray Mah Main 3 Rozay
3: Ghar K Tamam Afraad Mil Kar Yeah akailay tanhai main Rozana Adha Ghanta Durood Sharif Ka Wird Karain
4: Rozana 2 Rakat Nafal Baad Namaz E Isha ada karain
View/Print Complete Wazifa In Urdu/Arabic.
View/Print Shaban Fazail 1
View/Print Shaban Fazail 2
Please Remember Us In Your

A Sweet Story

Once A Girl Asked A Boy:
Why We Have Units To Measure Weight, Height, Force, Speed, Distance Etc. But Nothing To Meaure Love, Trust, Friendship. Why?

Boy Thought For A While, Took Her In Arms, Looked In Her Deep Eyes And Said:
Dekho Meri Jan!

Kiss Deni He To Do Warna Dimagh Na Khao:-D

u mean alot to me
You, do you remember me?
Like I remember you?
Do you spend your life
Going back in your mind to that time?
Because I, I walk the streets alone
I hate being on my own
And everyone can see that I really fell
And I'm going through hell
Thinking about you with somebody else


Somebody wants you
Somebody needs you
Somebody dreams about you every single night
Somebody can't breath without you, it's lonely
Somebody hopes that one day you will see
That Somebody's Me

How, How could we go wrong
It was so good and now it's gone
And I pray at night that our paths soon will cross
And what we had isn't lost
Cause you're always right here in my thoughts


Somebody wants you
Somebody needs you
Somebody dreams about you every single night
Somebody can't breath without you, it's lonely
Somebody hopes that one day you will see
That Somebody's Me

You'll always be in my life
Even if I'm not in your life
Because you're in my memory
You, when you remember me
And before you set me free
Oh listen please


Somebody wants you
Somebody needs you
Somebody dreams about you every single night
Somebody can't breath without you, it's lonely
Somebody hopes that one day you will see
That Somebody's Me.

F a c t


Two People At The
Same Time,
But
Never
At The Same Level. . .

Love aur arrange marrige me kia farq hai?

Simple


Love marrige me ap apni girl friend se shadi krte hen..


Aur



Arange marrige me ksi or ki girlfriend se:)

"It's A Horrible Thing To See Your
Lost Love Walk Past You With Another Girl,
And It's The Worst Thing To Know
That You Made

A Mistake In Letting Him Go."

Samosa said to aaloo:
jb me fry hta hun to tmhen cover kr ke garam oil se bacha leta hun. Bcoz i luv u.

Aaloo said:
jb log tmhen fry hne ke foran bad khatay han to me bhi unki zban aur munh jala deta hun. I luv u2

Moral of the story
in dono ki prem kahani pe na jayen. Samosa thora thanda kr ke khayen:D

kuch logo ka masla yah hoota hay ko wo apni pasand ka no lana cahty hian lakin compny waly wo no prepaid main to nahi daty post paid main day datay hain

or kuch ka masla yah hay k unn k paas post paid sim hoty hay jo prepaid main tabddel nahi hoti

laken abb ho gesss
wo isss taaarha k jo sim app ki post paiad hay app apna NIC orignal card ly kar
uss compny ki frenchies par cahly jjain orr un se kahin k app ko net work cahnge karna hay

se kahin k app ko telnor ya jazz ya othr netwrk jess ma ap jana cahin ja sakty ha wo apka bill clear kar din gy phr
jis network ma ap cahin ap chalin jain apk wohi no whoi code ho ga
jo pehly tha or app apni sim ko prepaid ma krwa lyna

or esse tarha jjo apni pasnd ka no len ge agar wo prepaid mian tabeel karwa lein laikn app ko dosry network miain jany k ley 60 din pehly net work ma pory krny hoon gay lazme

SaaMer 0300 2711588

Maine maa k hathon mai ek siyah til daikha
Or maa se kaha

Ye Daulat ka til hy

maa ne apne dono haathon mai mera chehra thama or kaha

haan

Dekho mere dono haathon mai kitni daulat hy



LOVE Ur "MOTHER" And Take Care of PARENTs...

Mom Of da Milenium:

A Girl Tells her Mom:

"I Want Some Fresh Air,Can i Go 4 a Walk ?"

Mom: "Alright,But Ask Ur Fresh Air To Leave U Home By 9 PM" ! :D

Before the sun sets in this year,
before the memories fade,
before the net works get jammed
Wish u and ur family
Happy Sparkling New Year 2011

My lovely Pakistan:

Hum To Mit Jaien Gay Ae ARZ-e-Watan Lekin Tum Ko...

Zinda Rehna Hai Qayamat ki Sehar Honay Tak... ¤Pakistan¤ ¤Zindabad¤

MOBILE da Nokia

SIM da U fone.

CHAi da Lipton

SURF da Bonus

MALTA da Palai

AMROOD da "KOHAT"

KHATAKY da Shergarh

KHAR da Pekhawar

ICE CREAM da barikot

Zwanan da Khyber

Hhussan da "Swat"

QABILAN da KOHAT

CHAPPAL DA CHARSADE kamakal da Bunair

ao

TASHPANRY da batkhele

BUDAGAN da QUETAY

MUSAM da ZYARAT

SHPA da jami

WRAZ da jume

TANG da Rabab

SUR da shabab

GHAZAL da Ghani

AWAZ da Takar

Gham da Janan

ao

SMS da
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Zama
Ba maney

Pathan:College Ki Ladki se Bola

I love U!

Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo

Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hun

Pathan: pagal ki buchi sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai hai.:

Arz Kya Hai:

Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay.

Ghor Kijiye Ga.

Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay

Nahi Tay.

Photo Deewar Tay Tangi Hovay. :-)

Only For Unmarried.

Jis Se Ap Pyar Krte Ho Us Se Shadi K Kitne % Chance Hain.

Koi Ek Select Karen.
A,
B,
S,
N,
E,
F,
T,
Y,
R,
K.

Reply Mst

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Answer is

A...00%
B...50%
S...100%
N...90%
E...10%
F...75%
T...05%
Y..60%
R...98%
K...20%.

I Care Not What Others Think Of Wat I Do,But I Care Vry Much About Wat I Think Of Wat I Do.That Is Character(Theodore Roosevelt)

'Cause when it rains I remember You
Drop by drop it jas started to rain
All I could see is only You
'Cause when it rains I remember You

I can feel You when the droplets touch me
And find You standing close to me
Drenched in the memories of time spent woth you
'Cause when it rains I remember You

Laying on the ground, I look at the sky
I see You there so innocent, so shy
In the clouds I try to figure out You
'Cause when it rains I remember You

Thakur Ko Tumhari Maa Ne Rakhi Bandhi To Wo Tumhara Kaun Hua?

Kuch Nhi..


Kyun Ki Uske Hath Nhi The

Attention

JIS Ne ßi Meri Aftaari Karni Hy Wo AbHi §y ßooking karwa Le

Takah ßa'd Ma Meray Liya koi Masla Na ßaney Aor koi Ñarazgi ka §abab Na Hou

§hukriya..

Six Things Which Weaken The Relations:
1) Misbehaving
2) Ignoring
3) Lying
4) Breaking Promises
5) Avoiding Contact
6) Doubting

Six Things Which Strengthen The Relations:
1) Good Attitude
2) Helping
3) Trusting
4) Respecting
5) Entertaining
6) Forgiving Mistakes. 

Wo Nazar Kahan Se Laon Jo Unhe Bola De,
Wo Dawa Kahan Se Laon Jo Dard Mita De,
Milna Tu Likha Hota Hai Takdeeron Main,
Wo Takdeer Kahan Se Laon Jo Mila De......

Tanha hu magar teri yaad mere paas hai,
tu nahi toh tera ehsas mere paas hai,
sun sakta hu teri dhadkano ki kahani,
mera dil tere itna paas hai

Santa - My wife died yesterday..
I'm trying to cry but tears are not come out,
what to do?
Banta - No Problem.
Just Imagine she Came Back. :D

Sir: Muhavre Ka Istemal Karo.


"Mun Me Pani Aana"





Sardar: Jaise Hi Maine Nal Ko
Muh Laga K Nal Chalu Kiya,


Mere Mun Mai Pani Aa Gaya.

Bus Conductor & Driver Mai Kiya Difference Hai?







Ans: Condector So Jaye To Kisi Ka Ticket Nahi Katega

Or

Driver So Gaya To Sab Ka Ticket Kat Jayega :-)

Some Interesting Oneliners:

*If u cannot change ur mind,r u sure u hav one
;)

*If u cant convince them,confuse them
:)

*I couldnt repair ur brakes,so i made ur horn louder
;)

*The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it
:)

*In a country ov free speech,why r there phone bills?
:)

*Smile,it makes people wonder what u r thinkin
;)

*The light at the end ov the tunnel may be an incomin train
:)

Every One See
Who U Appear To Be
But
Only Few Know The
Real U,
They Can Only See
What U choose To Show ,
There's So Much Behind
This Smile
U - JUST- DON'T- KNOW . . . =/

I Don't Know Quite

How To Make Things Better Between Us

I Can Start By Saying

I'm Sorry

I Really Am ..

IMPRESSIVE line:

"Dont cry for anybody
bcoz they r not fit for...
ur tears...
The one who is fit for ur tears will not allow you to cry"

Jo bohat acha lagy.

Us ko kam mila karo.


Jo intaha se zyada acha lagy.

Us ko sirf dekha karo.

Aur jo Dil main Sama jaye us ko sirf yad kia karo.

Tounge twister
"If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickeld peppers,how many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?
Its a Challenge Read It Faster

I don’t understand why Cupid
was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day.
When I think about romance,
the last thing on my mind is a short,
chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.

A VERY DEEP THOUGHT:

Worst Enemy To A Girl Will Be A Girl..
But D Best Friend To A Boy Vll Always Be A Girl.

Great Contrast But Very True:)

Kbi Shehar Jana

Kbi Gaon Jana

Kbi Is Raste Jana

Kbi Us Raste Jana

Shahi Swari Bhej Rhi Hon

Mza Na Aye To Utr Jana

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CNG, Petrol, Diesel
Kuch Nhi

Sirf 10Rs Ki Ghaas Khilana
Or
Poooora Din Chalana

East Or West Khota Is The Best.

Shaheed Totey Ka
Jannat Se Pakistanii
Qaum Ko Message

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

APRIL FOOL IN ADVANCE =P =D ;)

Marriage Tip:

If Wife Wants To Get
Husband's Attention,
Just Look
Sad & Uncomfortable.

If Husband Wants To Get
Wife's Attention,
Just Look
Comfortable & Happy ... =P ;) 

S:"Still"
M:"Mad"
A:"Always"
R:"Responsible"
T:"Teasing"

Boy: Brb

Girl: Okay ...

2 Hrs Later

Boy: Back

Girl: Huh ... =/
What Took So Long ?

Boy: Somebody Asked Why
I Love You ...

Girl: Blush ... *.* ♥

Moral:
Boys Are Always Witty ... =D